Comments for Dispatches from the Cusp of Greatness

Comment on Letter of Forgiveness to the Rat who Scampered Over my Foot the Other Night by K Hazell

K Hazell — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:36:22 +0000

I was a rat, and now as a human I am probably the only being to have experienced both sides of your story.

As a rat, I would like to unreservedly apologise to all my victims; i hope they recovered as well as possible from such a traumatic situation.

But as a reborn human, I can only remorse the fact that I will never don such warm, slimy, matted clothes that are a rats fur.

Amen

Comment on Products I Will Never Endorse though I’m Certain I’ll be Approached Soon and Offered Piles of Money to Do So by Henner

Henner — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:32:09 +0000

Yes but a real banana muffin? Or banana bread? It is a risk I’m willing to take so I also buy a lot of them filled with hope.

Comment on Products I Will Never Endorse though I’m Certain I’ll be Approached Soon and Offered Piles of Money to Do So by Strats

Strats — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:20:48 +0000

Brilliant….that Frisee stuff is messed up – such a cool and fancy name, but yeah, weird taste thing going on there.

Comment on Evidence You Might Be Drinking Too Much Coffee by happyplum

happyplum — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:16:19 +0000

It is scary how much I relate to this. I do believe that the coffee/red wine/dark chocolate anti-oxident reports have probably greatly improved the teeth whitening industry.

I also have to say that people living on the 17 floor who need to run away from rats and whho also take such scandalous road trips have quite a bit of justification for drinking obcene amounts of coffee.

Just trying to make you feel a little bit better.

Comment on Evidence You Might Be Drinking Too Much Coffee by Martina

Martina — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:52:06 +0000

Currently not drinking coffee and hating it!!!

Comment on Evidence You Might Be Drinking Too Much Coffee by has_been

has_been — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:52:24 +0000

I am currently caught in the the cycle where I need coffee in order to motivate to go out and get coffee or make it. But I am not an addict, I can stop any time.

Comment on Evidence You Might Be Drinking Too Much Coffee by zee

zee — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:59:05 +0000

what about when you walk into a store with a cup of coffee in your hand, finish it, and walk up to the counter and order (surprise…) a cup of coffee?

(should i feel ridiculous for having actually done this?)

Comment on Evidence You Might Be Drinking Too Much Coffee by Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:35:10 +0000

Help! So what should I do if I fit all of the above criteria including the last commenter’s?!?

Comment on Evidence You Might Be Drinking Too Much Coffee by sitspin

sitspin — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:05:09 +0000

Here is one: you know you’re drinking too much coffee when you have to run to the restroom 30 times per day!

Comment on How to Survive a Particularly Buggy Summer by Entomologist Roommate

Entomologist Roommate — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:21:32 +0000

“Give us your poor, your tired, your hungry, yearning to be free.” What kind of country are we living in where moths cannot be free?