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Month: June 2008

EVIDENCE YOU MIGHT BE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE

The caffeine makes you so jittery that your hands flap faster than hummingbird wings. In fact, when hummingbirds pass you on the street, they temporarily stop flapping in order to point, laugh, and even capture you on video. People can […]

HOW TO SURVIVE A PARTICULARLY BUGGY SUMMER

This summer is supposed to be a particularly buggy one. Here are some things you may want to take into consideration: Do not apply Chapstic right before jogging down by the river. It will act as an adhesive and your […]