Dispatches from the Cusp of Greatness


Things You Should Not Keep in Your Wallet in Case You Lose it or it Gets Stolen
May 13, 2008, 4:44 pm
Filed under: Humor, Uncategorized

By Jocelyn Jane Cox

Cash

Credit Card

Debit Card

Drivers License

Car Registration

Blank Checks

Gift Card to Bookstore

Gift Card to Coffee Establishment

Health Insurance Card

Library Card

Gym ID

Tiny Pictures of Loved Ones

Punch Card to Smoothie Place a Few Punches Away from Getting You a Free One

Coins


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It feels like your life is finished. This is a great reminder to CLEAN OUT your wallet but if you do that you’re not living your life.

Comment by J.Walker May 13, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

Of all the tragedies listed above, I think it is the smoothie card that upsets me the most.

Comment by handsome_devil May 14, 2008 @ 3:42 am

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